gangstah mario

gangstah mario killed my mom and took my children, i cant get mad at him tho, he's gangstah mario. this is life...

Gangstah mario took my children jappu.... hes so swag tho what a hottie

by I peed my pant s July 2, 2020

Mario Germany

A funny person, cute, loyal, and smart

Some people will take advantage of a Germany but this is does not care about them

Person: Oh hey crusty
:Mario Germany 🤷🏽

by IsbishksLane December 1, 2021

Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021

mature mario

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

Super Mario

The best video game franchise in the world.

My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?

me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

by pink testicles March 16, 2021

Lego Mario

Lego Mario is a Lego version of Mario known to look creepy when its turned off.

You look as creepy as Lego Mario

by LegoMarioweege July 16, 2022

Mario and Lauren

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass

A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.

by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017