March 30th

People with humongous dongs born today

Bro you've got the biggest dong I've ever seen, you must be born on March 30th

by Salad42069 October 16, 2019

March 27

Give head to your boyfriend

March 27 is awesome

by Garrick snowy October 15, 2019

7 March

Best girls have birthdays on this day!!

person: when it's your birthday?
girl: 7 March why?
person: oh hell yeah. I thought because you know, at 7 March the best girls have birthdays.

by iambossiknow October 11, 2020

March 27th

The best people were born on this day

"When were you born"
"March 27th"
"No wonder your the best!"

by Angvil October 16, 2019

March 7

the day the telephone was invented

Dude:yo bro the fucking telephone was invented on March 7
bro: dude, sweet

by AlexTannertv October 14, 2011

march 21

the birthday of the epicest person to ever live on planet earth. this was a little boost for my ego. :))

dude 1: bro when’s your birthday

dude 2: march 21st my dude
dude 1 in his head: i must be friends with this dude he’s epic

by amazing sushi January 9, 2020

March 3

The day where the best people were born

I’m born March 3

by Memeulous rulez May 5, 2020