Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

Malta

A based island country off the coast of Italy that has some of the strongest human rights laws in the world not to mention beautiful sights, easy accessible transportation, a large English speaking population, and incredibly strong defenses in case of an invasion. It's also so easy to become a citizen there that for a while it was the go-to place for multi-national criminals to go to get a passport. If you are looking for a place to chill while the world goes to absolute crap, go to Malta. You won't regret it.

"Malta is the most underrated country ever. Yeah there's some government corruption, but that matters little when the sights and food are great, it's extremely safe and crime free, the entire island is urbanized for easy transportation and travel, and basic human rights are enshrined in the Constitution."

by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023

Maltheser

A person or thing embodying a harmonious blend of discipline, creativity, hard work, classiness, and unwavering commitment to quality. An individual who consistently strives for excellence in all endeavors, setting a standard of refined achievement.

John's MALTHESER approach to his work, combining diligence, creativity, and a touch of sophistication, consistently produces results that stand out in both quality and style.

Her MALTHESER attitude towards life reflects in every project she undertakes, showcasing a unique blend of discipline, imaginative flair, and a commitment to delivering excellence.

by termexplorer January 15, 2024

Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

maltizam

When a person doesn’t want to answer phone calls or messages and fucks up every time you make plans with them

“Why didn’t jeff show up I thought we made plans with him”
“I knew he would fuck up. Unfortunately he has maltizam.

by 0ptimusprime69 November 15, 2023

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025