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mung

a French delicacy enjoyed by European Royalty, especially Henry VIII and Louis XIV. Its preparation involved the vigorous clubbing of a pregnant peasant girls stomach and collecting the ensuing miscarriage which is then consumed raw.
One may never find a more delicious dish fit for a king (a)mung us
by thebrianguy January 12, 2023
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Mung

A mung is a term to be used when a person or thing who says something stupid which is either irrelevant or incorrect. The term mung could also be used when a person or thing, in general, is just dumb or idiotic.
Scott morrison is a mung.
by $ O F I A June 9, 2020
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The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.
by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022
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Mung

When someone puts their fingers in someone else's ass
Karen munged her girlfriend the other day I hope they enjoyed it
by hottie39 September 1, 2022
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Scrunge-a-munge

A dirty person who keeps a filthy house. This is a pet type name for that person, rather than being derogatory.
Oh grandpa, you’re such a scrunge-a-munge, it’s endearing.
by Mama Lucinda January 8, 2022
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Mung

Someone who tries their best but in the end needs to be given a helping hand.
by The egg 121 January 13, 2022
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mung

The substance that comes out of the nose when you hang a pregnant gorilla upside down and beat on its stomach.
This vegan pumpkin pie tastes like it was made with mung.
by Rixwordz November 15, 2021
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