your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

ur_momsfavgirlfri3nd

she’s such a pretty girl- probably hispanic gorgeous brown eyes, curly hair yummy looking

ur_momsfavgirlfri3nd is so beautiful

by your mom’s girlfriend August 20, 2023

Taylor Momsen

The Queen of Rock'n'Roll. Front woman of the amazing band The Pretty Reckless. Her voice is strong, unique and Rock'n'Roll all the way. A truly beautiful woman with a bright and vibrant soul. She's kind, sweet, funny, easy-going and simply the Best. One of the best things to ever happen to Rock.

Taylor Momsen is the Queen of Rock'n'Roll

by Van.lippert August 10, 2024

Southside Mowgs

(noun) Up and coming Longsight Crip . He's been banged a few times but he's on it and he is also a famous rapper. Also known as "Mowgs" "Issy" , he's posted on Stockport Road. Stories have been going around that he was approached one time by a rival gang and he shouted "Don't try me fam I AM LONGSIGHT!"

Real Longsight Gangster!

"Southside Mowgs the little donut"

by rkidbilly February 4, 2024

dance moms

an amazing show but the teacher abby sucks (dih)

have you seen dance moms?

yes, i loved kenzie's solo "take it to go!"

by joekeeryswife<3 March 19, 2026

Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018

You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019