Mormon Threesome

When a man has sex with his pregnant wife or girlfriend.

John and Mary had Mormon Threesomes till up to a month before she gave birth.

by Colonel Whiskey Brother July 01, 2012

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sand mormon

Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith

Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons

by chris carpenter February 03, 2016

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Mormon Supply

A massive supply of any type of item(s)

"Yeah, he's got a Mormon Supply of old nintendo games in his basement!"

by Logan Nickel May 15, 2007

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Mormon Ninja

Person of the Mormon Faith who excellls in everything they do and has above average or superior skills in most anything they do. from athletics, music, work, and everything else.

He is such a mormon ninja. everything he does he is good at.

"you can't beat a mormon ninja at anything"

by Id_spud May 27, 2008

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Mormon Smile

A smile that seem very genuine from a mormon, when you first see one of these you will be mesmerized and might fall in love. Little do you know though they give that same smile to everyone and for some reason it is very prevalent in mormons, it is a big wide smile, it's like you can see their pupils smiling themselves when they even grin very elated and proud. Do not trust it at all, I'm not sure why, but they have something to be celebrate every second. Especially if it's from that girl you like, no, she doesn't like you, yes. She gives that same smile to every guy, especially the guy passing on the street.

Tom: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Liam: What.
Tom: That girl, ally, when I said hey to her she gave me the biggest smile for a whole ten seconds.
Liam: Dude you know she's Mormon right?
Tom: Nah, what does that have to do with anything?
Liam: All mormon girls have that "Mormon Smile" thing, where they smile really big to everyone they notice, even if by some insane luck she did like you, do you really wanna be Mormon?
Tom: Pshh being mormon is probably like being Christian or Catholic, Imma shoot my shot.
Liam: Ok man don't come crying to me when you get rejected...
*** Tom ended up being led on by Ally and eventually got the truth that she doesn't like him after 10 years***

by ImSoNEW May 20, 2018

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