slap face month

october is slap face month becuase if anyone tries to slap my ass you will get slapped back 😘😘

did you know it’s slap face month?

by Katie yasss September 29, 2019

Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

montville

other wise known as "the ville" where guidos,hicks,jew,italians,asians,and indians mix to make an amazing town.... people always say "mad" instead of "very".theres a bitch fight every year.sluts start fucking in middle school so they think their cool.the freshman are mad beat hoes who go around like its their day job.everyone talks shit about each other.a bitch fight happens every year.the Asians cheat off each other because there parents will beat them if they get a 95.and the weed,so much of it is here and 90% of the school has tried it.theres even coke and ecstasy here if you look hard enough.everyone wants to go to an open house but people are to pussy to have one.everyone talks about how they hate this town and cant wait until college.

adult 1-"lets move to montville,i heard there schools are great"

adult 2-"hell no,there is no way im raising our new kid there,the people suck and are about drama and the schools going to shit anyway"

by guidohick69420 April 22, 2011

hannah montana

The new image of the avril lavigne poser

hannah montana fan: Lyke 0mGzz Hav3 cHu s33N HaNN@ah's nU Vid3o?

non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it

hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD

by pink_is_metal January 13, 2008

hannah montana

is a horribly produced show that has a retarded plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)

girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?

every one in room: HELL NO!

by jimmy and timmy July 22, 2007

montell

An awesome man capable of doing great things. Is able to make bed time more fun and is very helpful. Likes BDSM and hardcore he dress with nyan cat underwear and makes every girl crazy. A BEAST FROM THE EAST. A PLAYER WITHOUT A GAME this man would drop the panties off of you.

He is an montell

by Mikemyersisqueermanmojamacin September 12, 2013