Monke Syndrome

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time

Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020

monke ded

monke ded means very sad thing

carl: i heard monke ded

me: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by sussy baka man May 24, 2022

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 09, 2021

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) December 01, 2019

crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.

Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

big monke

A giant ape that has nothing on Godzilla

Man 1: man that big monke will kill godzilla
Man 2: fuck off nerd

by Peleuwjwkwjhz April 20, 2021

Monke tag

A place for screaming 9 year olds to demolish their house

Kid 1: Why is your house broken?, kid 2: ive been playing monke tag

by Ouiii January 14, 2022