America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015
Get the Dick Missilemug. Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022
Get the Passport-seeking missilemug. by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023
Get the oh no, i am a missile!mug. My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
Get the milking the missilemug. by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022
Get the Fish missilemug. The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.
"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*
by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022
Get the Car Missilemug. by Partsdriver August 4, 2022
Get the Cruise missilemug.