Midget man syndrome

The audacity of a man under 5’7 . A man trying to argue with a woman because he is mad that he is short.

Boy stop playin you got midget man syndrome

by Uareus February 28, 2021

Midget pack

A pack of low quality USA mint cigarettes that are small in size

“Yo bossman can you grab me a pack of USA mints”

“Yeah I’ll get you that midget pack”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking July 6, 2021

midget man

nickname given to some short mf

tall guy: Yooo its midget man!
short guy: bruhhhh

by smart smella April 18, 2022

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

midget ninga

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!

Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!

by Daviddd June 8, 2005

midget mafia

to be on the midget mofia u have to be the biggest "littlest" fages in p-town....every1 in the mafia is 5'0 130 pounds or less..the members gang names r v4l, stanimal, n last but not least pretty boy..

the midget mafia wanted to fight me so i tied my arms behind my back so it would be n even fight..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..

by crizzzakie November 5, 2006

midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007