mechaphile

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.

"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."

by Elle.LA May 29, 2008

mechanic/ changing the oil

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil

We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil

by aodhan18 April 14, 2010

Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, VA. This is a country town that is rapidly expanding into Richmond. We used to be a primarily rural community, until Italian's from Jersey like me moved in and defiled the town. Now there are cars everywhere, and the roads aren't big enough to accomodate the growing population. Our only sources of entertainment in the ville are an AMF bowling ring and skate america. A couple redeeming quality's about mechanicsville are that you can buy drugs quite easily and cigarettes are the cheapest in the USA. Most of the people you speak to will say they want to get out of mechanicsville. It is not a land of opportunity, but a land of uneducated blue collar rednecks. Your employment options are either working at walmart, government jobs, or in a school. Our average income is something like 30,000 a year. It is nearly impossible to find yourself a women for the night unless if you travel down to the midway by Lee Davis, but most of the women there are 30+. Midway is our only adult source of entertainment, besides the endless amount of restaurants you see, which is why you see a lot of fat bastards walking around. Basically, if you stick around Mechanicsville, you will observe it's own decay, as I have in the past 10 years I've lived here.

You are surrounded by fat bastards, boredom, drugs, no women, and no source of entertainment. And worst all, Aunt Susan's cat giving birth to 3 kittens makes the front page.

1. It is beyond me why you would want to live in Mechanicsville. There is nothing going on but fat bastards and low paying jobs. And with the moulinyans spreading in from richmond the property values are going to plummet.

2. Fatass Redneck: So what are you doing tonight Buba Smith? Other drunk redneck: I don't know... let's go up to leroys barn and play with his chainsaws and fuck a couple cows up at west point.

by Italian stallion March 25, 2005

mechanic

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

meach

none of these above meanings are correct. meach- (adj., verb, noun, pronoun, adverb, singletory): it is a describing word.

I'm meachin all over the world.
I just meached to Miley Cyrus.
I just accidently meached in my shoe.
I am straight meachin.
Meached city.
Meachin it at COD.
Meachin on some beers.
Pavo just meached in bed.
T is meachin on the couch.
Kevo is meachin on B.
To meach or not to meach.

by I Eta Pi February 5, 2010

Meachi

a straight up asshole, usually only cares about himself. you can find a meachi huddled up in his room somewhere playing video games because he doesnt really have anything else to do.

Girl#1- hey, that dude is such a meachi.
Girl#2- yeah i know

Girl#1&2s boyfriends- lets go kick his ass man.

by yourworsenightmare7777 October 28, 2010

mechanicsburg

a town in pennsylvania.
Has tons of hobos.
It's pretty gay.

"Man, mechanicsburg is ghey"

by Sha naynay June 13, 2008