Map-nap

A nap taken during geography class. Can be used during a geography unit.

I didn't sleep last night so I'll have a map-nap in geography.

by Me2and3 November 8, 2012

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.

Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.

by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

Thought Mapping

Maps the sequence thoughts were thought by an individual or group and indicates which thoughts are connected to which thought, and which thought triggered which.

Thought Mapping is different than Mind Mapping.

by but for January 28, 2021