F.M.W.M.A.O

it stands for: fucking milfs while making an omlet

person 1: bro what did night

person 2: F.M.W.M.A.O

by F.M.W.M.A.O. April 16, 2023

F.M.T.I.C.O.Y.D

Fuck me till I cum on your dick

“You should F.M.T.I.C.O.Y.D!”

“Ok”

by Hygigxthv September 30, 2023

I.J.D.F.M.

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.

When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"

by rubberdog April 28, 2011

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

by MonoKIT August 3, 2021

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

B.M.A.F.

Both Male and Female.

You are a B.M.A.F.

by the real nigel thornberry October 15, 2008

C.F.M.

An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.

Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.

Dave: "Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals."
Morgan: "What a fucking C.F.M."

by The Real Dave Haggard September 15, 2008