Luke

A large human resembling a whale.

He's so big he was probably baptized at Sea World, he's such a Luke

by hbrgteufrhtyerhwuy July 22, 2011

luking

to travel to the boot with the intention of bring home a stranger

Paddy's been luking quite a bit lately. Hope he doesn't catch anything.

by matt peters January 31, 2008

Luke

Luke is a duck. Luke is Nell's school husband. Luke hugs like a dinosaur. Luke has a trashbag coat. He can cheer you up, because he's a hella amazing duck.

Nell: back off of Luke, he's my husband

by Pinkfluffyunicorm. March 14, 2015

Luke

Someone who is always angry for no reason. They have no friends only pretend ones which they think are actually their friend.

She is a the biggest Luke ever.

by Crazy Beast!!! June 14, 2015

Luke

From greek/latin meaning one with a very miniscule penis.

"Did you see that bulge in Luke's boxers? Naah? Neither did I - Haha!"

by That One Wizard That Could April 5, 2015

Luke

A huge dick. He talks to a lot of girls and doesn't get anywhere with them. He's overweight but he does have nice pubic hair. He gets his heart broken a lot but he still thinks he can get girls. He likes bigger woman.

Luke is overweight.

by The kingbitch1212 January 4, 2014

Luke

A very autistic fuck who's really annoying and should just fucking die in a fire hole

"Get the fuck away you retarded piece of inhuman shit Luke"

by dogs111111 May 30, 2018