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London Ontario.

A city in south western Ontario. It was going to be the capital of Canada until the war of 1812 made it unsafe. Even though the British (including Canada) burnt down the white house and kicked America's ass. We thought It'd be safer to use Ottawa as our capital. It is a fairly large city divided up fairly geometrically. You know your from London if you know what EoA is. It's a decent city with plenty of bars and a bit of a hobo problem. But hey? that's what makes it interesting.
him-so dude did you just move EoA?

her-hellz yeah man, i guess this means that i lost all your respect.

him-I guess so : (


her - i hate living in the sault.

him - move here to london ontario. i'll put yah up.

her - kick ass. yeah... i hate urban dictionaries need to put the word in a sentence.... fucking hell.
by I MAKE WAFFLEZ. March 2, 2009
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jack london cold

The literal meaning refers to dangerously cold temperatures, as described in Jack London's story "To Build a Fire". In practice, it is used as slang to describe the weather on a particularly cold winter day.
It's jack london cold, man. It's gotta be below zero out there.
by Svenllama February 10, 2007
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East London

Best part of London. Has Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park and Westfield. Also has the baitest people.
Person 1- where’s your ends at?
Person 2: South London hbu?
Person 1: man said south 🤮
Person 1: East London still
by you my chickfila December 2, 2019
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London Bridge

A sex position in which a woman bends over backwards while receiving vaginal intercourse and giving oral sex simultaneously.
1.) Kristina Krohn has seen many a London Bridge in her day.

2.) The woman was found weeping on the side of the road. The police suspect a London Bridge.
by Eileen Bakanswallow May 19, 2007
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London

Capital of England, go there. You're guaranteed to be mugged or not appreciated.
Guy: So i went to London last weekend..

Other guy: Yeah, how'd that go?

Guy: The ignorant bastards.
by KCA Watts October 19, 2008
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london town

an alternative name referring to London used mainly by the ignorant (e.g tourists) and pretencious twats.
"You've never been to London town"
by itsmeJT September 30, 2007
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London Fog

Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.
Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.
by Lord Smellderberry August 24, 2018
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