McClancy Logic

when there’s a clear cut answer right in front of you but you still act like a fucking idiot instead of solving the problem.

“You have a perfectly beautiful girl in front of you, but let’s wait another year.”

“Oh that kid’s using Mcclancy logic.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

by StoneKassel April 25, 2011

Butter Chicken Logic

When a photo of Butter chicken is posted on instagram, people will be all over it commenting

Posts a pic of Butter Chicken
"Lunch in the field" - Pitiful human
"Butter Chicken Logic"- Banana

by The Black Truth November 15, 2016

Logic

Something that life doesn’t have, like Gacha Life, Where boys are as tall as the beanstalk in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and girls are the size of the 7 dwarfs in Snow White. So logic makes no sense

God: Make everyone short
Jesus: ok...
God: expect the boys

Thats logic for ya

by 2020 is Satan March 30, 2020

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN May 9, 2006

Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

Logic'd

A method of human thought that involves thinking in a linear, step-by-step manner about how a problem can be solved.

Reasoned and reasonable judgment; "it made certain kind of logic."

It is used as a verb.

My philosophy teacher just got logic'd by a black person.

by KYLL4 AZN October 29, 2008