by The Kevmaster June 5, 2004

1. in a situation where you no chance of succeeding, especially due to lack of skills
2. a situation as described above
2. a situation as described above
by Light Joker May 13, 2006

someone who wishes they were a skank. someone who will try to come off as scandalous, but in the end, wont go all the way. in other words, a wannabe ho.
Konica and Maren wish they were major league skanks, but since they never put out, at the end of the day, they aint nothin but a couple of minor league skanks.
by mr wholesome September 15, 2008

Person 1: Lets play league
Person 2: Ew, why tf would we want to play that, rugby league is shit
*person 1 now has no friends
Person 2: Ew, why tf would we want to play that, rugby league is shit
*person 1 now has no friends
by Rugby.sportssss01 May 17, 2020

A great form of bubble gum that is hard to find these days because some lobbyist somewhere thought that it actually encouraged children to chew tobacco.
The makers are geniuses-- they actually found a way to make something more addictive than nicotine. Thank god you don't get cancer just cavities.
The makers are geniuses-- they actually found a way to make something more addictive than nicotine. Thank god you don't get cancer just cavities.
by uh huh December 5, 2004

by BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2012

A phrase used to describe the act of "frotting".
Typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ILR, or "frotting" is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax.
Typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ILR, or "frotting" is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax.
"Cliff and Bruce were tense before their big Law exam, so they let off some steam by doing the Ivy League Rub"
by Colin N. December 26, 2007
