Gooey Lasso

Lasso - Gooey
/ləˈsu ,ˈlasəʊ/ - /ˈɡu i/
noun - adjective
When ya boi can shoot lasso-like hoops of baby gravy.

Turn over heffer!, Time to pull her in with the ol' gooey lasso!! YEEE HAWWW!

by Detective Chimp July 13, 2021

ed laskey

a right minger

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

Lancaster Lasso

When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.

Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.

by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022

Bolivian Lasso

When you make your Jewish girlfriend hose down with spray tanner and wear her fathers yarmulke while she ties dental floss around your scrotum during fellatio thus resembling a
Bolivian horse whisperer.

While I was getting out of the shower, my girlfriend decided to spice things up and give me a Bolivian Lasso. Little did I know that stirrups were not required, but welcomed!!

by EPDUnit7 December 22, 2022

lathrop lasso

Two guys/friends/neighbor who are inseparable when they drink, they randomly knit their pubes and mustache together to trap every person that roams their neighborhood.

When Chris and Rob get together there’s bound to be a Lathrop Lasso tossed out to capture others who roam their neighborhood.

by Big Jim 2 April 5, 2023

Romanian Lasso

While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.

Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.

Example: Hey, let's make a Romanian Lasso together!

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025

Ziz Lasota

Alright. Bezos is having the New York times publish a fake terrorist extremist narrative. It was published 4 hours ago by Jason Calvi. Thanks Jeffrey. Now that President Trump has already declared that the New York Times is a fake news distributor and you've published this article...

Hym "I'll be able to say 'Hey! This sounds a lot like that Ziz Lasota story that the New York Times published! I looks to me like you're doing a Ziz Lasota to me!' Because that's the same thing you're accusing her of. And I don't know any Ziz Lasota so I'm not a part of her group. And I told you guys not to do an I am Sparticus. Like, it's all just words until people start dying ain't it? And I'm sure there's more to the story isn't there?"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025