laser breath

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.

Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.

by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010

Laser Herpes

A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.

It is very painful, and irritating.

That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.

by LuqMawn September 25, 2010

laser twisty

PeArL jAm.. need I say more?

Person 1: LaSeR tWiStY
Person 2: pEaRl JaM

by Bridar November 10, 2008

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 9, 2010

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

lakers and chill

lakers and chill is how you end up with future NBA stars.

“Lakers and chill?”
“Of course, who doesn’t want a child who will become a future NBA star.”

by my friend loves the lakers February 5, 2018

Laserpointism

It is the religion, in which you always have a laser pointer in your possession.

Friend: Hey! Why do you have a laser pointer?
You: I converted to Laserpointism.

by WordWonder!!! April 17, 2018