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Lake People

(n) Genome of homo ertectus, typically thriving in the Midwest of the United States, can usually be distinguished by their lack of/ yellowing of teeth, sporadic covering with meaningless tattoos, and minimal clothing (see Wife Beater, Cut off shirt). Can be found in trailer parks, walmarts, and local lake “beaches”, usually driving a Ford passenger vehicle (town car, crown Victoria, mustang, etc.) although typically claiming to be part of white supremacy gangs, will be blaring rap music/ Lil Nas X over blown out speakers and subwoofers. Diet consists of ramen noodles, totinos pizzas, and Monster energy drinks. Most smoke 100mm light cigarettes and flick the still burning butt with no regard to surroundings(in the water, on the road, into dry brush pile). And of course, if not slamming Monsters, can be found in the wild with a light beer in hand.
I wanted to go fish the creek this Memorial Day weekend, but it is infected with fucking lake people!

I went to Walmart to get some tackle for this weekend and spent 15 minutes in line behind a flock of fucking lake people buying Monsters on their EBT cards!
by KrayTom May 26, 2019
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Conneaut Lake Park

Conneaut Lake Park

A venerable summer resort located in northwest Pennsylvania. Is the site of the Blue Streak; a roller coaster, the historic Hotel Conneaut, Beach Club, and Dreamland Ballroom where all the famous big bands played in the 30s and 40s. It was known as one of the only fully integrated resorts in the region because it offered lodging, camping, picnicking, and convention facilities, in addition to restaurants, amusement rides, games, a grocery store, post office, fire station, and police force.
Dave and Marcy honeymooned at Hotel Conneaut in Conneaut Lake Park.

The kids usually go to Conneaut Lake Park every summer when their school has its annual picnic there.

In our hotrods we always stopped at Conneaut Lake Park to watch for babes, see who was playing at the Beach Club, and grab some French Fries.
by CLParkie February 12, 2010
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salt lake city

the capital city of the awkwardly cool state of utah mromons abound here the city has a great university with a rocking party/local music scene. Also as the third highest gays per capita of any capital
dude i totally saw a show in salt lake city last night
by thatfuckinggaykid October 19, 2009
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Peach Lake

The place to be if you live in North Salem, NY. If you want weed, you wont have to look far around peach lake, consists of 3 major party place, pietches (peaches, probly not written by a sober man) is the home of large-set, divorced men, but has been known to have some ill parties, just watch your back as the drinks can sometimes remember to watch cause harsh feelings. WARNING: Known for all out brawls. Vails, the illest party spot in North Salem, home of the most notorious drunks north salem has to offer, if you cant handle your alcahol you should probly not be there, when it comes to running from NSPD (five-oh), you can be sure everyone from vails will wind up safe in their houses by morning, even if they dont remember how they got there, they manage. Bloomerside/Bonaview, birth place of the mary i keefe library club, party spots include the Point, the Golf course, and "i mean" this girls house.

Peach Lake= 50% alcahol, 25% urine, 25% a water-like substance
"We got a 23-19 at Peach Lake. I repeat, there is an illegal house party."
by Trooper Merrit March 1, 2007
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Prior Lake

A city in Scott County, MN just south of the cities. It is possibly the whitest town in the southern suburbs where the kids have too much money to know what to do with themselves. They either do drugs or sit on a boat, or sit on a boat and do drugs. There's been about a handful of multicultural kids, but few stay longer than a year.
a group of white kids in a city named Prior Lake
by Somebody3 February 1, 2009
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lake george

beautiful lake and mountains, extremely fun in the summer, however if you drive down the main street in the village in winter, it is highly unlikely to see another car on the road. If you don't live right on the lake or have a boat, you live in the village and probably use your friends' boats. one of the biggest underage drinking towns, heavy marijuana use, and some cocaine use. when you tell someone you are from lake george, they look surprised and say, "people actually LIVE there year round?"
if you are a teenager in lake george, your life most likely consists of:
1. heavy drinking
2. smoking weed everyday
3. heavy drinking on your boat
4. smoking weed on your boat
5. not much else
by cailoria May 13, 2006
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Lake Placid

A small hicktown in central Florida in Highlands County, closest to larger hicktowns such as Avon Park and Sebring.
It has a population of a little over 2,000, not including the massive amount of underpaid illegal Mexican migrant workers that come to pick oranges. Lake Placid prides itself in the fact that it has 30 named lakes.
There's absolutely nothing to do here, unless you like old people, oranges, caladiums, lakes, or Beef O Brady's.
Lake Placid has no WalMart, no movie theater, no mall (the closest GOOD one is two hours away), and nothing is open 24 hours.
Lake Placid High school is known for it's shitty football team and 23% dropout rate, and nothing else. The party scene is pretty much the only thing kids have to do. Teen pregnancy is huge here, with at least 15 girls pregnant during the 2007-2008 school year.

It was created to be a vacation town for the wealthy people of Lake Placid, NY, but eventually turned into a community of it's own. It was founded by the creator of the Dewey Decimal system.

Lake Placid is also a city in New York, and a shitty movie about a giant alligator.
Sebring kids: "There's a huge party going on in Lake Placid tonight. I hate those fucking redneck hicks, but let's go get us some free booze!"

"The movie Lake Placid sucked."
by BREEbby (: June 26, 2008
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