She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!
by placid! January 15, 2023
Get the Lancemug. by IamLust September 8, 2021
Get the Lancemug. When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
Get the Dancing Lancemug. A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.
Lance is right there
You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass
Big booty judy ass nigga
You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass
Big booty judy ass nigga
by Lilgrove April 14, 2021
Get the Lancemug. by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
Get the Lancemug. by cigmachine May 13, 2024
Get the Lancesmug.