laddi

A really cool pal

"That john guy..."
"What about him?"
"I thought he'd be a dick, but he's a real laddi "

by Mom's Spagooter March 1, 2017

laddete

Girl that is a lad

She's a laddete

by Laddete March 3, 2017

Ladder

A slang word which means later or see you later

Wanna hang out ladder and get a bite to eat

by The real23 October 30, 2017

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick

Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!

by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018

laddah

Laddah describe the way you have to climb to get more power and chaos is useful.
Its Littlefingers (Petyr Baelish) and Bran Starks hidden secret!

"Chaosh is a Laddah!"
"Chaos is a laddah...." Littlefinger
Petyr laddah's the Iron throne.
"Only laddah legitimizes you to be King!"

by Xayah February 28, 2018

ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.

"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."

by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018