Looping

When you collect the bottle tops of your drinks from the night before, so that you can be sure of how much you drank.

Friend 1: Dude, why do you have so many bottle tops in your pocket?
Friend 2: Oh, I'm looping so that I'll know how much I've had.

by brooksyKID August 25, 2013

Fruit Looping

When two dudes touch assholes.

I totally caught Paul and Steve fruit looping last night. It was weird.

by Fruitlooper March 1, 2011

losing ass

Not closing the deal with a girl when she is begging for it! The ability to look at a girl lying on a bed butt-naked and do nothing about it!

Brian had a chance to get his first Asian, instead he choose losing ass!

by Psk2228 July 31, 2006

Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

by Joe March 16, 2004

Screen Looking

In a split-screen video game match, glancing at the screens of opponents to check up on their status (location, items, etc). A fundamental part of gaming.

Ahh, I didn't see you there. I should have been screen looking.

by toastmasteralpha April 24, 2010

Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley September 4, 2011