Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.

Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.

by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008

lip sex

The act of two lips showing affection towards each other /making love

That couple over there is totally having lip sex

by Km26 July 1, 2015

gray lips

boys get blue balls and girls get gray lips

girl 1: i haven't had sex in so long that it's starting to hurt!!

girl 2: sounds like you got a case of gray lips

by meowmisfit June 14, 2010

Belly Lip

A person who is not overweight and has a flat upper stomach and a tubby lower stomach.

My friend took his shirt off at the fool and we could see his belly lip.

by Jack Dembosky March 30, 2023

Cold-Lip

When someone packs too much ice in the top of a bong so it touches your lip when you smoke.

Bro I hate how you keep packing these cold-lippers.

by Randomcom January 3, 2021

lip count

Number of people you have kissed

Vanessa's lip count is higher than Jade Ryan's

by Nessaandjc December 24, 2016

bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 6, 2013