by Kevin November 5, 2003
Get the Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limpmug. You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
Get the You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!mug. by kirstin August 28, 2004
Get the limp bizkit loves your mommug. Limp is an acronym for "Legends Immune to Mediocre Pussy." Limp is a noun referring to someone (typically a male) that would barely lift a finger to impress a woman (or anyone of interest). It is the opposite of a simp. What makes a limp special is their outright refusal put in any effort to attract women even if they would get something out of it. They even reject common chivalries on principle. This is a conscious effort enforced by the limp's values that encourage him to be anti.
I wish Jacob would get over himself. He says he wants a girlfriend but he won't even court a girl for whatever reason. He is such a limp.
by Strickerboy September 5, 2020
Get the LIMPmug. A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.
by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016
Get the Limping Coyotemug. “Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”
Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”
Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe
by McRizzler September 15, 2025
Get the Limping my piecemug. Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.
Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister
by Psyrain June 9, 2010
Get the Limp-Dickednessmug.