When you have watched too much Fake Taxi porn you don't know what to do in a situation when someone gives you a life
I think I have getting a lift syndrome. My mate gave me a lift and I thought I had to give him a blowie.
by Loljkjey October 30, 2020
Get the Getting a lift syndromemug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by GRiZZ223 April 26, 2019
Get the lift and releasemug. by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015
Get the liftmug. Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Get the "helpful" legs-liftmug. This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023
Get the Alberta fork lift operatormug. The act of engaging in weightlifting exclusively for personal fulfillment, disregarding external opinions or societal expectations, particularly in the context of relationships. It reflects a commitment to self-improvement driven by individual goals rather than seeking validation from others, notably in the realm of romantic relationships.
by anonymous January 15, 2024
Get the Hate Liftingmug.