by Ace_Hamilton July 5, 2024
Get the Lance Stroll'dmug. Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.
by lynnpone August 29, 2022
Get the Lancingmug. lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020
Get the lancemug. A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger
I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018
Get the lance larockmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the 2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2mug. im lance
by lancelot0808 October 8, 2019
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by Jacylance June 22, 2022
Get the Lancemug.