Lance

1. Very long, slender, and pointy penis.
2. A long medieval weapon with a metal point carried by cavalry into bloody battle.

1. Lance nailed me with his lance.
2. Sir Lance nailed me with his lance.

by Theshouldbes July 15, 2008

lancaster boner

A bomber aircraft designed to attack old men and sea targets by dropping air-to-ground cum dumpsters, firing sperm and deploying air-launched crusty socks.

Kandi, let go of my lancaster Boner!!!

by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017

lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

Lancaster,Ohio

A town plauged by and with heroine......

Man...... pull over i really got to take a Lancaster,Ohio.

by SLIMVIN August 24, 2014

East Lancashire

A shit tip with nought to do Dingles of Burnley have 6 fingers and point at planes, a Rovers fan is a delusional idiot who thinks Blackburn is nice. PNE for life

West Lancashire is better than East Lancashire.

by PNEFC4LIFE July 21, 2020