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broken lamp 

When you have a lamp and it's broken
I gave my friend a broken lamp cause he was being a bitch ass nigga fo real
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Lava Lamp 

They make toast.
Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.
Lava Lamp by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

Flesh Lamp 

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade
I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.
Flesh Lamp by PsychoLogic1989 January 20, 2018
A person who gets easily arroused

a person who is a dick or jerk in general
"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"
dick lamp by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

Pixar Lamp 

A term for when one has sex and crams their dick into a hole in a similar fashion to the Pixar lamp stomping on the letter i.
Boomer Bear: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink last night and we ran out of lube so I just Pixar Lamped him.
Millennial: Nice bro.
Pixar Lamp by Xx_zer0c00l_xX July 23, 2019

shit cramp lamp 

A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!
Dude, I don't think I wiped good enough last night when I shit in the woods cause my ass itches like crazy!!! Me: "did you wipe until the paper was clean?" Buddy: dude, I couldn't see cause it was completely dark out!!! Me: you need a shit cramp lamp so you can make sure you get your ass cleaned good enough!!!
shit cramp lamp by LillDaryl January 4, 2023