Keyboard Diarrhea 

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.

A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.

Keyboard Diarrhea by imafuckboi July 24, 2020

Keyboard gangster 

Big bad carinsy biyyy

Nothing but a keyboard gangster

Keyboard gangster by Imma get ya October 24, 2020

Keyboard gangster 

Big bad carinsy biyyy

Nothing but a keyboard gangster

Keyboard gangster by Imma get ya October 24, 2020

Keyboard warrior 

Someone who chats shit behind a screen but is a pussy in real life.

The word keyboard warrior means: Yusuf neki tHoUgHt iT WaS AnOnYmOuS and said insulting things

Keyboard warrior by Toxicneki November 23, 2020

Keyboard-Commie 

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.

Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!

Keyboard-Commie by DeserTynker January 15, 2021

Keyboard Assassin 

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

Keyboard Assassin by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

Keyboard Water 

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

Keyboard Water by Juried March 4, 2021