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I'm Keeping you

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.
Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!
by Moonbob Charlie June 27, 2008
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Keep It Neat

Looking calm, collected, chilled out and very confident.
"Bro, I know your whylin out right now but, thoose girls over there are feelin us so, keep it neat"
by DJ Fourway April 21, 2006
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009
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keep them collars down

Intended to indicate that one might be suffering from Inflated Ego Syndrome (a little-known virus which predominantly affects white male freshman). Symptoms of IES include: wearing of Abercrombie, popped collars (hence the phrase "keep them collars down"), and also may include symptoms of Urban Imitation Disease (UID).
"Hey frosh, nice Abercrombie shirt! Keep them collars down!"
by kingofspain March 26, 2005
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Keepin' it real

1: a term that has been largely convoluted by "gangsta" culture.
2: originally meant to mean being true to oneself and representing oneself in an authentic manner
Wrong use: NOT Keepin' it real
Interviewer- So why did you shoot and murder your brother?
Jailed "Gangsta"- That nigga was all up on me trying to tell me to get a job and that sellin drugs ain't right. My homies said he talked to much and I needed to shut him up. I did what I had to do to keep it real.

Right Use: Keepin' it real
Person going in for a job interview: I don't know. What if I don't get the job? What if they don't like me? What should I say?
Friend: Calm down yo. Just keep it real. You got this.
by jajajeniper December 28, 2007
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keep her lit

Rural Northern Irish expression now becoming more main stream. "keep it alight" to keep something going.
"go on big fella keep her lit"
said whilst observing some one,
1.driving
2.having sex
3.smoking a joint
4.fighting
by tim dodds June 5, 2005
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keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.
Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.
by Beffy June 13, 2007
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