Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
by A clog March 2, 2007
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Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019
Get the Dimesha Kirk mug.Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
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That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
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