Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025

Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune

Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirk Effect

The Effect where you succumb victim to your own Beliefs, Opinions, or views
In other words get the short side of the stick you put out.

Did you hear mark fell off a bride

That guy who petitioned for less funding for buildings and other structures

Yeah that guy

Thats the Kirk Effect in action

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Charlie Kirk

A right wing political advocate that was unjustly assassinated for his unusual opinions

look above for info on Charlie Kirk

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirked

To be shot in the throat.

Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??

Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.

Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*

by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025

Kirked

The word "Kirked" is slang used by the gaming community to let teamates knows they've been killed.

Hey be careful going through that alley, I just got kirked.

by yungsupersize September 11, 2025

Kirking

To 360 no-scope someone in the neck

Person 1: “Ayo im gonna kirk u twin ✌️🥀”
Person 2: “what the fuck is kirking”

by Coryflory September 11, 2025