james kirk 

Completely up himself. Thinks loads of people liek him. Fancies helena, but she really hates him. Knifes stuff, stares at people he likes, can be considered creepy.

'Whos that whos staring at you from 3 inches?' - Oh thats Kirk

james kirk by Person 1 April 30, 2005

jerk it and kirk it 

To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.

Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?

jerk it and kirk it by Tiffany S April 30, 2006

Captain Kirk 

Work. One's place of employment.

"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"

Captain Kirk by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008

Captain Kirk 

Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.

Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!

Captain Kirk by A clog March 2, 2007

Dog Kirk 

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

Dog Kirk by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

Caption Kirk 

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

Caption Kirk by LizzyB June 27, 2014

Dimesha Kirk 

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.

dimesha kirkkkk

Dimesha Kirk by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019