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The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018
mugGet the The Ketchup Treatmentmug.

Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
mugGet the Alabama ketchupmug.

Ketchup Male

A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers
Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
by BibleMann June 7, 2022
mugGet the Ketchup Malemug.

ketchup mouth

When someone bust there lip or lips
Told you to stop playing with me now you got ketchup mouth!
by Urbansuburban February 1, 2025
mugGet the ketchup mouthmug.

Ketchup Diarrhea

When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
by Pitchy June 25, 2015
mugGet the Ketchup Diarrheamug.

Ketchup

One of the two traditional ingredients in fry sauce. Can also be used as a condiment for grilled cheese sandwiches. Often used incorrectly on hot dogs, fries, eggs, burritos and other, non-grilled cheese foods.
This restaurant does not have fry sauce. They only have ketchup.
by LDSBCFan January 5, 2018
mugGet the Ketchupmug.

Stirring the ketchup

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."
by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018
mugGet the Stirring the ketchupmug.

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