Johnalbert

The sexiest man you’ll ever meet very nice personality and HUGE wang

Oh yeah he is a total Johnalbert

by Thattooti January 28, 2024

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

Joshane-blowjobs

This is a blowjob invented by Joshane Emmanuel Asis. it involves blowjobbing the joshane way.

Lets do this joshane-blowjobs!

by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024

johnathanns

The are the coolest human beings in reality they are chill and are down to earth no glazing they help you out when are down bad

Aye dat dude johnathanns is a cool as MF dude

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Johnatello

A yellow cube with an orange slope for hair that EVERYONE FUCKING HATES. He is extremely arrogant and appears in random discord servers across the globe. Johnatello will bring down the vibe for EVERYONE.

discord user: nothing could ruin this amazing chat
Johnatello: *appears*
discord user: FUCKIGN GOD DAM NIT I HATE THAT IDIOT

by Shmorby Doobeebop May 14, 2024