A stubborn git who is actually really fit and sexy. Being a Ben Jones means you are really negative and cannot see what is right in front of you
"She's only going on a date with me because it's something to do i guess"
"Wow, you're such a ben jones, can't you see she wants your big dick?"
"Wow, you're such a ben jones, can't you see she wants your big dick?"
by SexyTwat October 3, 2011
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Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Does a "fantabulous" job at assembling teams made up of felons, thugs, mercenaries, crack addicts, ex-cons and the like. However, doesn't do so well when it comes to assembling teams that succeed.
Recently opened a new Cowboys stadium to try and divert attention away from the fact that the team hasn't been able to win one single playoff game in thirteen years. So far it's worked as the most gullible, inbred, illiterate, and intoxicated people you'd ever meet (aka Cowboys fans), remain firm in their belief that "this season will be the one!"
Hobbies: Undermining his Head Coach's authority, buying things so people will like him (but profiting at the same time), receiving plastic surgery, fixing NFL schedules, being seen on the sidelines with Terrell Owens to show he's "down with the bruthas!"
Best Known For: Giving away high draft picks and then shopping at nearby Dallas County Jail to fill out the roster.
Typical Cowboy Fan #1: You see dat dem goat over there? Boy I'd love to $%&* it good! Whoo-ee!
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
Typical Cowboy Fan #2: Shucks, dat ain't no goat! It's Jerry Jones!
Typical Coyboy Fan #1: Oh. Well ne'rmind then.
by RaptorJesus720 June 9, 2009
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by Desoto Jones August 28, 2006
Get the desoto jones mug.Taylor jones is the kindest most polite boy I the world, he treats everyone with genuen kindness.His smile brightens my day and if you make him smile its like winning the lottery .
by oppositegirl May 14, 2015
Get the taylor jones mug.The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
by flashwildecard January 3, 2014
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Get the basketball jones mug.When you are smoking (most commonly Marijuana, although the term is used for other drugs), and the bowl, or joint / blunt, burns a long time without having to be lit again and you can take hit after hit satisfyingly.
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by prettyfuckinghigh July 17, 2009
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