Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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Get the Jonas Brother mug.One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.
12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009
Get the Jonas Brother mug.Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)
That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?
That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?
That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?
That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?
That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*
Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...
Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.
Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!
Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...
Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.
Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!
by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009
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by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009
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A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
Get the Jonas Brother mug.People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
by MasterofPuppets165 March 18, 2010
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