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John

A cross breed between an arachnid and human being. A John has the capabilities of spinning silk webs from their rectum and mouth simultaneously.
"Dude, did you see the butt silk that John just shot at you?!"
by Merpaderpa December 9, 2013
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John

A man who has a heart, and a brain, and some courage. He shouldn't stand on tables, and a little weight isn't bad. Lots of freckles, and red Edward-Cullen like hair. He isn't too in it with anything, but makes a great match with other people. eg. a Christina.
You; that kid looks smart
me; swoon John
by Twilightslittlehopelessromantc October 22, 2011
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John

Someone who comes from London, or more London way than wherever the user of the word is from.

The recievers of the term are named johns because of the outside perception that everyone from london (males mainly) call each other "john" as a by-word for "mate or fellow."

Heard in the East Anglia area in the populations with the regional dialect of English.

Is used less often these days since most people in london are not the percieved cockneys that they once were since mass immigration to the city since the 1960s. Also people in East Anglia now commonly work in London and therefore now know better, and meeting a London is far more common than before.
Them bloody John's move'un to our village and telling us what to do and how to run the place!
by Essex/Suffolk Lad December 7, 2011
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John

A crudely constructed excuse for one's inability or lack of desire to complete an action.
V. ("He was johning so hard the other day, I nearly threw up.")
N. ("That's a John and a half.")
by densloww May 5, 2014
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John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.
John's amazing.
by Hduduso November 28, 2016
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John

John is the name of a wanker
John the wanker
by Celticboy January 3, 2020
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John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him
by Louisecarter December 6, 2019
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