choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.

That guy is such a choad jockey.

by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006

sausage jockey

gay guy

hahaha that guys a sausage jockey

by ReDDo August 17, 2003

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

jockey slut

A lady of dubious morals who persues the Dj at the bar/club.

"There's Lorraine in the dj box, She's such a Jockey Slut"

by Hordak June 23, 2007

Jockey Shorts

-- briefs; underwear worn usually by men. More supportive than boxers.

EXAMPLE:
' My penis was three inches long and five inches in diameter. Its diameter was a world's record as far as I knew. It slumbered now in my Jockey Shorts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Epilogue (Page 284).

by Dinkum January 19, 2014

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.

"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"

by jimmytootall December 24, 2008