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Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women
Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.
by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020
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Jobby

"Aww man, i need a jobby"
"What do you mean you lost the car ya jobby!'
by Jonathan "Jc" Currie April 13, 2004
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jobbyhead

mark, an affectionate way of calling someone an idiot/asshole/numpty/sillybilly - similair to poohead. Alternatives include jobbyfeatures/jobbyface. Term of endearment
"You put sugar on your frosties? Jobbyhead!!"

"No you big jobbyhead I dont want to go to the shop with a scuba mask and dressing gown on!"

"oi jobbyfeatures go and cook me some dinner!"

"oh your so sweet you big jobbyhead"
by lassie October 14, 2006
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Jonny Markland

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved
by J7X January 18, 2008
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Jonny Askey

A term commonly used in the contries of Scotland, England and Netherlands, as to name someone as the biggest control freak in the world.

It is commonly used to sum up a personality of whom who controls their friends and family, lives a life based on the single purposes of Jealousy, Hatred and Betrayal for no apparrent reason, and will resort to endless silent evil in order to complete these life long ambitions and make their friends' good efforts as worthless and useless as possible.

Other common reasons for usage include those who waste their time playing silly computer games while their innocent and good friends do all they can to make their life a better place, when ultimately, the good, heart-warming friends get deliberately forgotten in history and blamed for all the bad doings that the Jonny Askey has put upon themself.

And, the act of betraying good friends in order to succeed in false pride and the satisfaction of being unjust and unfair. This involves turning good people against other good people by the use of threats, lies and selfishness, while one retreats to the shadows, wearing an evil smurk, satisfied with the feelings of a true sadistic and betraying twirp.
Why did you delete us from MSN, and Facebook, and practically real life? You stupid Jonny Askey!
by The MikeFonzAnke Cooporation January 21, 2010
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Johny

The stupid kid who won't stop eating the fuckin sugar!!!!
Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, yes Papa?

Eating?
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating sugar?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Telling?
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling lies?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open your mouth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha

Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, Johny
Du du du, du du du du, yes Papa?

Eating?
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, eating
Du du du, du du du du, lollipop?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Telling?
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling
Le le le, le le le lies, telling lies?

No no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no
Pa papa, pa pa pa pa, no no, papa

Open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open
Du du du, du du du du, open your mouth

Ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
Ha ha ha, haha ha ha, ha ha
by LangtDong September 18, 2018
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Jonny

A stupid boy, who wastes his time pooping
"Oh, look Jonny is on the toilet again"
by Walkerboi October 26, 2018
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