Jewish Sparkle

A person who possesses a certain charm that only the Jewish can acquire.

Person 1: Frankie is oddly charming
Person 2: Yes, she certainly has that Jewish Sparkle.

by MooTheJew December 11, 2016

Jewish Aryan

just a general dickhead. he steals your stuff in class and hides them thinking he is a funny cunt. bullies and tries to take money from a fat little innocent jew. he is aryan as well which is the only thing that's good about him (sieg heil mein fuhrer). to wrap it up he's just a fucking cocksucker.

FUCK OFF CORBIN YOU ARYAN CUNT, STOP TAKING THE LITTLE KIKES SHECKLES!!!
OR
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING JEWISH ARYAN

by DennethPenneth August 26, 2019

Jewish Interest

Absurd interest rate charged by Jews for a loan. Typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.

*Monday 11:44 AM*
Shaun: Ey yo Eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
Elijah: Heh, sure man but I charge interest if I don't get it back in a day.
Shaun: Kay brah I gotchu.
*Tuesday 11:45 AM *
Shaun: Yo Eli here ya go brah-
Elijah: ... Where's the other $5,831?
Shaun: Aw shiiiit I forgot you use Jewish Interest....

by Celestial Guardian November 01, 2016

jewish dyke

Someone who is not so wealthy and is fugly.

"Jack, you looking like a jewish dyke."

by RipThyBootyCheek April 20, 2018

jewish tan

Where only one half of the body gets color from lack of rotating while laying out in the sun

burnt on the front and white on the back? That a sexy Jewish tan you've got

by Jaysaunz February 12, 2017

Jewish humor

Jokes that make little or no sense. Usually made by nerds or '1337 people'. See british humor.

Guy 1:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I don't know, why?
Guy 1: Because it was thirsty.
Guy 2: Wow, nice jewish humor.

by MOAD September 15, 2008

jewish riverdance

The merging of the Irish and Jewish cultures into one fluid, tantric, erotic dance that generally just gets your nipples hard.

When i saw that Jewish Riverdance it felt like my nipples could cut glass.

The only way to jewish riverdance correctly is to do it to this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daag3aRRlQE&feature=fvw

by sharif dont like it September 20, 2009