jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room after partaking in the act of THE PARTY

I was at my friend's Jan's house and I ended up JENSENing for 3 hours.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

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Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.

Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.

by himothy69420 December 4, 2024

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Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.

"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"

by Veggiebake February 13, 2026

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