Taking the A-train for Jesus -
1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.
1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.
by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010
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"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"
by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022
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Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
by Lt 50 December 2, 2009
Get the Jesus-ey mug.This word was made by a guy named Lucas. Its bringing back the word Fresh and multiplying the meaning by 1000 because "Jesusly" is added to the beginning. and yes Jesus = 1000 (everyone knows that)
Bro: yo meng some tight chicks are meeting us at the lake in 5 mins.
Brotha: dude! thats Jesusly Fresh!
Brotha: dude! thats Jesusly Fresh!
by Deikslayer6969 July 20, 2010
Get the Jesusly Fresh mug.The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.
The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.
by sn1022 August 30, 2010
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The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.
The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.
(in car, Driver accelerates)
Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!
Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!
etc.
Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!
Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!
etc.
by SilverGirl78 April 8, 2011
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