Jewish Ankle

An unknown infection that you hide from people like they are an over protective jewish mother.

I got a bit too wild at Cochella and I had to pull a Jewish Ankle to keep my boyfriend from seeing whatever is going on down there.

by CaCaCrowe April 27, 2019

Jewish....ism

Jewish is a race because they have skin

Jewish....ism is a race because they have skin like the rest of us

by Citedterror October 23, 2019

Jewish Docking

The act of a Jewish man rubbing the hand of another man.

"Oy vey! I'm down for some Jewish Docking. Let's touch tips!"

by Oz Goy April 6, 2021

Jewish

A fan club for Jesse Jew

Person 1: I’m Jewish
Person 2:ME TOO

by Jesse is A Jew November 14, 2022

Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree

Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay

by mrmott February 2, 2009

International Jewish Conspiracy

The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.

"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."

"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "

by ROFLCOPTER|O_S January 15, 2008