jizz-piss

When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.

I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.

by poop April 12, 2005

Jizz Lobster

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.

Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!

by Erik Myers December 11, 2004

jizz bag

A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.

*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.

"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."

by Lucifer Grammaticus January 5, 2009

jizz in my pants

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008

Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.

I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.

by Mr. North May 8, 2006

jizzability

a hot babe, worth jizzing on

Hey, check her out , she's got jizzability!

by Dave Clayton April 25, 2003

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004