Jean Jam

When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.

The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.

by IPitFukOnYou June 27, 2016

jam spoon

Supposedly offensive term for a black person...

Rhyming slang for 'coon'.

Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?

Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.

by sourceman May 27, 2007

This is my jam

your favorite song at the moment. Or the jam that you eat.

OMG guys...guys this. Is. My JAM!! I just...just have to rance.
shh, my jam is on. SHUT UP, THIS IS MY JAM
This is my jam... no guys i'm serious, it's blueberry jam. It's awesome.
Shit, I missed my jam.

by queerunicorns April 12, 2015

jam rags

Sanitary Napkins, used by women during menstruation. These of are often disposed of into a container next to the water closet, they are often fall into the hands of a pedal bin vampire.

Sandra applied the jam rag to her vulva, since her menstrual flow was heavy, and chewy bits were abundant.

by Clinton Sounds February 4, 2004

Jam Marriott

Professionally know as 'James Marriott'

Jam Marriott is trilingual and a tory.

Jam Marriott is the leader of the Jam Cult on Twitter, aka the Jam Paulers.

Jam has many other famous Youtube friends such as: Jamulous, JamNE, Ijammer and imJamllexx.

Person 1: "Do you know who Jam Marriott is?"

Person 2: "Of course! He's the Jam Cult leader."

by Jammer125 May 1, 2020

Flash Jamming

That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.

Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.

by Matty-Oh January 1, 2013

disk jams

What happens when middle-aged people try to incorporate youth slang into their text conversations. They type "sksksk" and their phones auto correct to "disk jams."

"That's what the Apple Maps car driver said."
"Disk jams"

by MC Wapiti August 5, 2019