Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016

Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh

Jake is even cooler.

by Nina Q May 25, 2016

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too

Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake

by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017

Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.

You don’t want a Jake in your life.

by uUAV December 20, 2017

Jake

He is the most amazingly amazing person in the world he is also Good in bed

Oh look I see jake he's hot

by Mr 6969dildoman March 20, 2017