Jock lock

A junk protection unit used to protect your gentlemens' vegetables from crazy horny bitches

Sir, Paris Hilton has arrived.
BRING THE JOCK LOCK!!!

by Goldenslumberer August 6, 2011

jock soc

jock soc is a well known collection of jocks. They are the alpha males of society and generally are just the best looking/Richest/best at everything.....
The main purpose of jocl soc is to spread the rumour that they are the best through excessive drinking and taking over of large alcohol selling extablishments.. indeed if you ever encounter a group of (amazing examples of) men playing a rowdy game of 21's in a varsity near you you will be priviledged and should rember it as an experiance That will shape your future..
Jock soc normally has group meetings every wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is (except of course the females of the species)

UYRUFC have a fantastic example of jock soc in operation.. indeed they are rumoured to have initiated and founded the jock soc movement.. For more details attempt to find one of the founders a Mr B. Atman or yoshi

by Le Big Pastel July 16, 2008

jock block

when some tool with shit for brains and huge muscles steals your girl.

that asshole in the tapout shirt just jock blocked the fuck out of me.

by snitchDOOM February 26, 2008

JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

by Richie January 14, 2004

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 23, 2005

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

jock blockin

to prevent someone from succeding

when i was talkin to dat girl this dude came up and started jock blockin tryin to cut in

by chris crosby December 7, 2003