Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021

ivan

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .

ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *

do you know that red hair boy??
yea he’s 💋ivan💋

by nmemdp November 21, 2021

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022

Ivan

sexy

Ivan is sexy.

by sexyivan December 7, 2021

Ivan Solares

The best person on the planet that knows exactly what to say when you are sad or mad he is a person that lights up the room.

Hey is that Ivan Solares
Yeah can’t you tell, he is the light of the room

by ✨😌🥺✨😌🥺 June 11, 2021

Ivan

Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).

Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.

by Nerdy Nani February 19, 2021

Flavio Ivan

Bass Guitar player for the kick ass band Otherwise.

Flavio Ivan takes the bass to new levels for Otherwise.

by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011