"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.
by Hunterabs June 7, 2014
Get the stroke the lobstermug. Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
Get the Frosted Lobstermug. In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
by BillyBSevenOne June 24, 2023
Get the Lobster Wranglermug. by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011
Get the Lobster Dumplingmug. An indie folk-punk band based in Toronto. Nobody knows who it’s members are or where they came from. The band was formed in 2021 and has since written over 100 unreleased songs.
by totallynotlobsterqueen March 11, 2022
Get the Lobster Queenmug. An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone August 16, 2013
Get the closet lobstermug. Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)
by moonbay21 July 25, 2020
Get the mf lobstermug.