Quote Sick

To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.

Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting

by Feralsymphony March 11, 2009

Sick Chad

Sick Chad is used when one person says something that's so cool only Chad could do it. Now the person saying this isn't Chad but it's something only Chad would say.

Bro1: Hey bro I banged two chicks last night and they both had boyfriends.

Bro2: Sick Chad.

by dylanswi September 4, 2016

turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

screen-sick

screen-sick

I’m screen-sick from obsessively watching the 24-hour news coverage of the Covid19 pandemic.

by JMF25 March 20, 2020

Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

Sick Sagma

When you make an epic sagma joke

Person 1: Yo gangy, I made a sick sagma
Person 2: What did you say
Person 1: I told him, "I was gonna sagma", and he said, "Whats sagma?", and I said, "SAGMA BALLS OVER YOUR FACE"
Person 2: Do you sagging your balls all over other peoples faces?
Person 1: Yes💯

by DisBoiEpic April 22, 2023

Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018