Iona is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. iona is everyones best friend. iona is always there for you. iona is always happy for you. iona is the kind of person who would give you the last sweet. shes the kind of person you want to be friends with. shes fun to talk to and theres never a dull moment. iona makes you laugh until your ribs hurt. iona makes you smile. iona is the kind of person that sends you a halloween card just for fun. iona is fun, shes the kind of person who would go swimming with you at sunset. iona is the kind of person that puts other people before herself. iona is the kind of person that sticks up for her friends. iona is an amazing friend
person “wow she was so funny and friendly”
other person “yeah, shes definitely an iona!”
Ilana: The whitest, most basic bitch you’ll ever meet. This girl posts drinks on her Snapchat, talks to multiple boys at once, and dyes her hair 8 times a month. Sure she’s funny sometimes, but god help us all if she decides to make you her bitch.
Ilana does all the latest trends, but her favorite is shaking her head with her mouth open wide while flexing her hand and waving it over her mouth.